King of the world, martial arts and everything in between?

In a fit of boredom today I revisited www.chucknorrisfacts.com and decided to pick some of my own favourite facts about the famous ranger and post them on my blog.... They're funny and quite hilarious so enjoy peeps...;)

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.